KTHKSHI: What you asked for.

I think my friend said it best by saying that today was the 'technical difficulty show.' I like to think of today as a learning experience and hope to get a laugh out of it.. eventually. There's really no point in dwelling on things that were out of my control, so all I can do is make sure that the show on Friday is better. [And if you didn't listen, please ignore this whole paragraph! :)]

Anyway, on to the details from today's show!

[Under-taker] Millions of people watched RAW anticipating Shawn Michael's explanation as to why he basically screwed over Taker at Elimination Chamber. People saw the promise of a match at Wrestlemania against the two, tension, and.. well.. yellow.. stuff.. on Takers face. What was this yellow stuff? Immediately after seeing it, I jumped on GOOGLE to see if my HDTV was working miracles and seeing things no one else could, or if other people were wondering the same thing I was. Tons of jokes about him getting
hungry before his appearance and chowing down
on a hotdog with mustard were found, but more rational, serious answers were found..

For those of you know didn't see Elimination Chamber, you probably didn't know that Undertaker got set on fire with his own pyro-show during his entrance. A video showing the incident can be found here.

So what was that yellow stuff on his face? The most obvious and correct answer would be some kind of ointment or cream to cover his burns from Elimination Chamber. You may laugh at how silly it looked, but you can't deny that this man has heart to even show up and use his fire entrance so soon after a terrible accident.

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Spoiler alert: WWE Elimination Chamber Results & WWE RAW Results

[WWE Elimination Chamber]
* WWE Elimination Chamber for the WWE Title: Sheamus vs. John Cena vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H vs. Kofi Kingston
Winner and New WWE Champion: John Cena

* WWE Title Match: Batista vs. John Cena
Winner and New WWE Champion: Batista

* WWE Intercontinental Title Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Kane
Winner: Drew McIntyre

* Michelle McCool & Layla vs. Maryse & Gail Kim
Winners: Layla and Michelle McCool

* WWE United States Title Match: The Miz vs. MVP
Winner: The Miz

* Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Title: Undertaker vs. Rey Mysterio vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth vs. CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho
Winner and New World Heavyweight Champion: Chris Jericho

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[WWE Monday Night Raw: 2/22/10]

* Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, & Yoshi Tatsu vs. Legacy & Randy Orton
Winners: Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, & Yoshi Tatsu (Bourne pins Rhodes-Air Bourne **1/2)

* Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Christian vs. Carlito
Winner: Christian (Pinfall-Killswitch **3/4)

* Unified WWE Tag Team Chamionship: The Big Show & The Miz vs. Mark Henry & Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP)

Winners: STILL Unified WWE Tag Team Champions-The Big Show & The Miz (Show pins Henry-KO Punch **)

* Batista vs. John Cena
Winner by DQ: John Cena

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Also.. don't forget that WWE NXT (the show that has replaced ECW) premiers tonight at 10 pm on the Syfy network. I strongly hope that this is not another version of Tough Enough. As hard as you tried to forget it, I know you remember exactly what I'm talking about.

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In other entertainment news..

* Lindsay Lohan is leaving behind 'lesbianism'.. unless Samantha Ronson asks her not to.

* Bristol Palin will be acting as herself in the season 3 episode of 'The Secret Life of the American Teenager' entitled "the most famous teenage mother in America."

* R. Pat dating K. Stew? [Do you really care anymore?]